"You were never that cute, and you're probably not gonna grow into handsome!"

The Confab

Packard Charles Hewitt, a fading, former child star, meets with his put upon, tell it like it is, agent, Theo. Already thirteen, Packard knows that this newest audition, a call back for a network television series, will be his last chance to secure long term employment before the dreaded teen hormone fairy spreads her dust all over him and effectively wrecks his career.