The Donald

Subil Arch

Melania Trump

Natasha Starr

Ivana Trump

Skylar Madison

Trumpette #1

Christie Stevens

Trumpette #2

Britney Amber

Sarah Palin

Alyssa Lynn

Carly Fiorina

Evan Stone

Trump

Donnie Rock

Marco Rubio

Mark Zane

Ted Cruz

Steven Lucas

Trey Gowdy

Steve Matts

Journalist (uncredited)