Onion News Empire

제프리 탬버

David Bryant

크리스토퍼 마스터슨

Sam West

아자 나오미 킹

Jillian

윌리엄 새들러

Ed Musgrove

Laila Robins

Helena Zweibel

샤이엔 잭슨

Cameron Grey

Mabel L'Ecuyer

Courtney Carter

Jolly Abraham

Abigail

Jodi Applegate Kay

Daytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)

Charles Techman

Kip O'Rourke

Jonathan Marballi

Terrorist

Harriett D. Foy

Vivian