"On the set of a porn video, it's the crew members who do almost all the fucking!"

Screw the Crew

In Screw The Crew, gay porn director David Moser gets frustrated when his video shoot goes on location and experiences costly delays from the crew slipping away to have more sex with each other than what they're supposed to be videotaping! First, location guard Mark Hower tops local porn fan Kelvin Bonally in his office for trying to slip on to the set, then, once the location is secured, the shoot begins. As soon as dicks come out however, scriptwriter Jerry Friday slips away to top the make-up man Sebastian Dunken! Then, camera man Nick Cuper tip toes away to get topped by light operator Samuel Crecry behind a nearby cabin! Finally, the first scene of the video they came to shoot gets shot with Frank Farmer and Steve Sanders taking turns topping Mateo Saray on an outdoor park bench!