"Meet the Candyshop Owner."

CR3AM PI3

A vampire, an alien, and a troll meet in the basement. The vampire says, 'I thrive by feeding, taking what I need.' The alien replies, 'I long to be human, but I can never belong.' The troll grins and says, 'I tear it all apart, because that’s how I stay alive.' Together, they become CR3AM PI3 – and the net will never be the same.